Keep Calm and Stay Cheeky

I walk around talking to myself in accents, usually people look at me like I’m a complete fruit loop.

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herspanic:

i bet your eight followers are going to find the comment you added to my post hilarious

they will, thank you

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No one would notice if you were hiding in that bird costume. and don’t try to tell me it’s real. But I bet Harry would think it’s real so you could peck him and he’d turn around and be like, “oh that’s a cool bird” and then he’d take you home and you’d be in.

No one would notice if you were hiding in that bird costume. and don’t try to tell me it’s real. But I bet Harry would think it’s real so you could peck him and he’d turn around and be like, “oh that’s a cool bird” and then he’d take you home and you’d be in.

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miss-grace:

Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?

No. I’m a cool cat.

 

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I wonder…

Sometimes I do have to wonder how Directioners manage to get baby photos and airport footage of the boys, and I still can’t get a date.

I love when celebrities aren’t that famous but you know about them and you can convince people that you are actually friends with that attractive god-like person and they actually believe you…but they realize you’re lying if you try to say you’re dating. so don’t push it.